I'm seeing stars....

I think that the most common question that I am asked when people learn that I live in Hollywood is "So, do you see any stars?" This is a fun question for me to answer because I can test people to see how cool they really are!

See, you can only live in LA for so long before you are bound to run into someone that you have seen on TV. The first person I saw was Danny Bonaducci (sp??) at the local Target. Come to think of it, I have seen a lot of people at Target. That is because Target is HEAVEN ON EARTH. I am pretty sure that I could die in a Target and be happy. Wait, heaven is when Target is empty (which never happens in WeHo) I would be in heaven. Can you even imagine walking down the aisles of a fully stocked Target with no bastard little kids screaming and no retarded people pushing their carts into your heels???? OMG, my pulse is speeding just thinking about it!

Okay, I am calming down now!!! Anyhow, I have seen a couple of stars....you know, Marcia Cross, Billy Dee Williams, Reese Witherspoon. These are all not as exciting as the two I am about to tell you about. The first of the exciting stars comes to us from The Goonies. Remember that movie? That was a great movie (including one of the Two Corey's-- see previous blog). Remember the hispanic maid that the mom hires in the beginning? At the end she is the one who finds the jewels in Mikey's marble bag and screams "no pen-e-men" (my hooked on phonics version of what she shouts out!).....you all know who I am talking about, right? Well, I saw her having a cocktail at the Pig in the Whistle...... that was cool.

The next one....WOW. I saw LONG DUCK DONG! Can you even believe that he was waking around on the Santa Monica Pier completely unmolested? I figured that he would be hounded by paparazzi and people banging gongs!!! It was all I could do to not scream out "Oh Sexy Girl-Friend....." I was so excited I had to immediately call my best friend. It was the greatest moment of my entire life. And people who agree with me....ARE COOL!