"I don't know Clark, what do you think?"
Screech....halting car noise
"You know what I think? I think you are all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. A quest for fun. You're gonna have fun and I'm gonna have fun. We're all going to have so much fucking fun you're going to need a plastic surgeon to remove your god damn smiles. You're going to be whistling zippity doo-dah out of your assholes. I've got to be crazy...I'm on a mission to see a moose. PRAISE MARTY MOOSE....Holy shit"
"Dad, do you need an asprin?"
"Don't touch!"
-**** WOW-- I am my own hero.....I did that from memory. Let's see who's cool enough to name that movie.....it's a gem!!!!
5 comments:
Outstanding.
National Lampoon's Vacation. And yeah, I'm pretty impressed!
Clark gave it away! You are my hero!
That was PHENOMENAL. If only I could earn a living with my talents of being able to quote movies.......
let's put our heads together and think of a way I can do this for a living.....k??
too easy, give me something harder.
Post a Comment